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Jared Leto:
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Information:
Name: Jared Leto
Born: 1971-12-26
Height: 1.77
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Filmography:
Perfect Is the Enemy of Good (2005), My So-Called Life (1994), MTV Asia Awards 2008 (2008), Sol Goode (2001), The Making of 'Panic Room' (2002)
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Q: How do you get a viola section to play
spiccato?
A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.
HerlebeorhtDorrelyz
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book
mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!
EorlandCromwelloZ
Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7
days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
HinrikMaverickat
I'd like to buy a bed,
please.
Certainly,
madam. Spring mattress?
Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all
year.
AlrickJansenGs
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a
Polish wedding?
A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.
BrentlyRaonulljb
One day a man met three beggars. To the first he
gave a dime, to the second a dime, and to the third a nickel. What
time
was it?
A quarter to three.
BrockSachioMV
Q: How many DP's
does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: One. No, two. No... How many do we have on
the truck?
SikyatavoAlvanvZ
This man says to his friend," I stopped
driving 10 years ago. Now my wife drives and I just sit there and hold
the wheel."
BrandBagwunagijikWy
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball
with
LSD?
A: A trip to Israel.
MillenGuthriepS
What did the city worker say after his first
ever
pony trek?
I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so
hard!
DonavanBoynnR