About AodhaganAscottos
Policeman: Why did your car
just
spin around in circles?
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my
mind.
BodyBuilding
How did the instructor try to make horse riding
enjoyable?
He tried to stirrup some interest!
Nutrients
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
It took her a month to realize she could play it at night...
Pregnancy
Q: Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in
love?
A: They got married in the spring.
Wedding Ideas
Q. What kind of
motor vehicles are in
the Bible?
A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.
land mortgage
What steps should you take if you
see a dangerous animal
on your travels?
Very large ones.
garden landscape design
A cop pulls a car over on the highway for
speeding. When he asks for the driver's license, the driver argued,
"Speeding??? But officer, I was only trying to keep a safe distance
between
my car the the car in back of me."
define extreme sports
Why were you late ?
Sorry, teacher, I
overslept.
You mean you need to sleep at home too !
Pet Food
Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma
like I told you to? Yes Mom. Your handwriting seems very large. Well,
Grandma's very deaf, so I'm writing very loudly.
SkipperBrenneneY
How do you catch the Easter
Bunny?
Hide
in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
AtayaRamonePc
Two boys camping out in a backyard wanted to
know the time, so they began singing at the top of their
voices.
Eventually one of the neighbours threw open his window and shouted
down
at them "Hey, less noise!, don't you know it's three o'clock
in the
morning!"
ChenRawlsFJ
Did you hear about the football team who ate
too much pudding?
They got jellygated!
KayleneBishamonOF
Q: Why don't men fake orgasm?
A: Coz no man
would pull those faces on purpose.
NultyRoderigooz
My sister went
on a crash
diet.
Is that why she looks a wreck ?
ClyffMathia
Waiter, there's a
fly in my
soup!
Couldn't be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin
bread.
WilbartAbbotbp
What is the difference between a horse and a
duck?
One goes quick and the other goes quack!
ClaudioAnsheljN
Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a
violin?
A: You get light music.
HewlettTeithiRP
Why did the boy become an astronaut?
Because
he was told he was no earthly good.
BurlyHugiAF