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Why did
the school bully kick the
classroom computer?
Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the
system.
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An accountant is having a hard
time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get
to
sleep at night."
"Have you tried counting
sheep?"
"That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours
trying to find it."
TraighIttamarSt
Why did the pig join a muscle-building
class?
He thought "pumping iron" was a new juice dispenser.
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Johnny comes back from school crying and says,
"Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head."
His mother replies, "No you don't Johnny. You have a hideously
deformed head. The other children are merely hiding the truth to protect
your
feelings."
BemossedCassianHF
Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?
No
you can have turkey like everyone else !
AddergooleDrudwe
What is the definition of a goose ?
An animal
that grows down as it grows up !
SugynCorranNN
Teacher: Why is the Mississippi
such an
unusual river?
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
AineislisWethrbyJN
What's wet and wiggly and says how do
you do sixteen
times?
Two octopuses shaking hands.
HaddenBurcetXH
Did you hear about the vampire
who died of
a broken heart?
He had loved in vein.
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''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?''
asked the blonde.
''No,'' said the brunette.
''Okay,'' said the blonde, ''you start.''
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